Limey Lounge Football Thread

[col Blake]

He is set to lose £2m.

Can't see him agreeing to that, he would loose to much face, but then who is willing to pay that, only Man Utd and Chelsea could cover that Man Utd might be tempted but other than that nobody else can cover that amout in wages, how an newcastle cut its wage bill and buy to class players at the same time not to mention the fact Ashley spitting his dummy out over Keegans comments about breaking into the top four, you can't get a top four spot and cut wages, If Ashley runs newcastle like he does his shops then we are in for a bumpy ride, have you ever been in out of his shops its utter chaos.

[col Blake]

After the Toffee's give us a right thumping today all the Newcastle players have been gagged and no one from the team is allowed to give interviews.
Is this because something has been said at the now infamous meeting about the future of the club and some of the players or has Keegan told the players what was said at the said meeting and the club don't wont it coming out, what ever it is it has to be sorted out sooner rather than later as the season tickets are about to go on sale.

[Mister Casbong]

I'd like to commend the Toon army fans & players today, well done lads. Hope to see you at the right end of the table next year. Was ****ting myself for about half an hour, but thank **** the Yak pulled his finger out.

I'd bite their hand off if I was offered 5th again & the Carling Cup next year.

COME ON YOU BLUES!!!

(to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman')

POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER,
SHE IS A DIRTY WHORE,
AND WHEN SHE'S SHAGGIN' BECKHAM,
SHE DREAMS OF JOE-MAX MOORE!!!

[Flab]

Why is Juande Ramos stalking Keegan and trying to steal all his planed transfers?

[good_looking01]

Why is Juande Ramos stalking Keegan and trying to steal all his planed transfers?

because he is a **** who has done **** all since joining the club (Idon't count the LC as his achievement) and knows the Toon are rising above Spurs next season

[col Blake]

The Boro, Yorkshire's best team, are about to make a big for the Toons best player Alan Smith, his prolific scoring rate has turn a few heads including Rangers boss Walter Smith.

[Flab]

The Boro, Yorkshire's best team, are about to make a big for the Toons best player Alan Smith, his prolific scoring rate has turn a few heads including Rangers boss Walter Smith.

This cracked me up!

[Flab]

Signings I would like to see.

Wayne Bridge
David Beckham
Michael Carrick
Mamadou Sakho

[col Blake]

going to be a bidding war for the hot shot.

[Patty Tanager]

Signings I would like to see.

Wayne Bridge
David Beckham
Michael Carrick
Mamadou Sakho

Realistic signings:

Darren Fletcher 12 million
John O'Shea 8 million
Michael Duberry 3 million
Some big lumbering African oaf that no one has ever seen or indeed knew existed 10 million
Peter Crouch 15 million

Lol only joking with you.