"I sold a $10 bag of weed to a beautiful woman, I call that a dimepiece" Asspoops

[CrackYourJaw]

The Queen of England came to New York with like three of her kids/
They went to the projects, that's what I call "Queen's Bridge"

In kindergarten *****s ate glue, got it all on they face/
Straight from the Elmer's bottle, now that's what I call tooth paste.

He don't stop.



Asspoops.

[CrackYourJaw]

Got mad at this blonde chick, threw her purse and then seen her/
Come back with that ****, that's what I call a golden retriever/

[Heru]

The Queen of England came to New York with like three of her kids/
They went to the projects, that's what I call "Queen's Bridge"

In kindergarten *****s ate glue, got it all on they face/
Straight from the Elmer's bottle, now that's what I call tooth paste.

He don't stop.



Asspoops.

What's with this "now that's what I call" ****. That **** is trash. He needs to go back to his encyclopedia ****, but stop spitting them one after another. And I don't like his voice either. My 2.

[Equilibrium]

Papoose is a clown, i can't beleive that when he first started getting noticed some people thought he was dope. He has the weakest punch lines ever, but yet he has so many of them it becomes hilarious.

[Truth]

The Queen of England came to New York with like three of her kids/
They went to the projects, that's what I call "Queen's Bridge"

In kindergarten *****s ate glue, got it all on they face/
Straight from the Elmer's bottle, now that's what I call tooth paste.

He don't stop.



Asspoops.

LMAO .................

[THe TRiNiTY]

***** wanted to talk to me, he was loose with his lips//
Blasted his toilet bowl, that's what I call shootin' the ****//

When I get dome from a chick, I'm wilder than y'all//
I say, Aye, B. See Dee'z nuts? I call 'em alphabet balls//

I murdered a ***** with an axe, I killed that wack *****//
Dug it into his back, that's how I bury the hatchet//

I got two Crip bitches to blow me, told 'em get to suckin'//
Then told 'em stop and make out, I called 'em kissin' cuzzin's//

I'ma be a director now, I ain't jokin' with ya//
Take snap shots of people movin', now that's a motion picture//

I **** girls that shave their twats, call that a buzzer beater//

Me and my *****s compete, way back when//
Who could pimp the most hoes, and you know I don't lack them//
So, when I see he had 9 girls, I knew I beat his pack then//
My style was Westside Connection, cause you know I Mack 10//

All Pap, all true, all classic.

[Truth]

LOL^ pap is a funny guy.

[CrackYourJaw]

Damn, dis negro don't stop.

I saw a constellation that looked like a shark, made a wish/
Then smiled, 'cuz that's what I call a starfish.

I was driving, saw 8 pubs on each side, in my car/
Went to each one, that's what I call sixteen bars.



Asspoops strikes again.

[THe TRiNiTY]

My car is haunted, it's creepy and ****//
I hopped out, that's what I call ghost-ridin' the whip//

I went to the Hills with my Gang, to get laid tonight//
The ***** gave me Sugar, that's what I call a Rapper's Delight//

I ****ed me a crackhead, you know how we do it//
Gave the ***** 50 Cents, she licked my G Unit//

[Grand Champ]

These lines are so bad they're fun..!