Men are Drinking Breastmilk for Post-Workout Protein

[GhostofDempsey]

Apparently there is a market for breast milk now.

The dudes who chug breastmilk after working out call it liquid gold, which is fitting, because if every single person who lifts regularly has anything in common it’s that they value protein like it’s going to be the only currency that matters after society collapses. (And if the post-apocalyptic world is a gladiatorial wasteland where one must prove themselves in Thunderdome, they’re right.)

Breastmilk is, apparently, a super drink. It’s packed with ‘teen, boosts the immune system, and helps digestive health from your stomach all the down to your sphincter. It really might be all these people crack it up to be according to Fatherly.

Some people get breastmilk from their partners when their nursing the couple’s children, but most people who lift aren’t a new dad, so where do they get their boob juice fix? The internet, of course. The website Only the Breast has a section called “Willing to Sell to Men” and they do not differentiate whether the breast milk is used to get swole or get… off. (A paycheck is a paycheck.)

There’s a fair amount of dudes who get turned on by breastmilk as well, apparently. Which… fine. Whatever. No kink shaming here. Maybe a raised eyebrow, but who the hell am I?

The actual science on whether breast milk helps get you, medically speaking, “yolked AF” is pretty inconclusive but when has a lack of hard evidence ever stopped anyone? Chug away, bros. Don’t let some squid twink infant hog all that liquid gold.

https://rare.us/rare-life/health/bre...weightlifting/

[jaded]

It's full of growth hormone...best taken directly from the tit.

[Worick]

Well it also depends on the diet of the woman right? Hoe cant be eating street food and think drinking her milk is good for you

[Eff Pandas]

Surprised this has taken so long. Idk why mfers drinking cow milk. Seems weird.

Saw a few years back there were several "Uber for breast milk" kinda sites & thought that sh^t was genius. I suspect they'll be selling it at grocery stores eventually. I just don't know how you regulate human t^tty milk which is probably the biggest question mark on selling it widely.

[Phenom]

[GhostofDempsey]

Surprised this has taken so long. Idk why mfers drinking cow milk. Seems weird.

Saw a few years back there were several "Uber for breast milk" kinda sites & thought that sh^t was genius. I suspect they'll be selling it at grocery stores eventually. I just don't know how you regulate human t^tty milk which is probably the biggest question mark on selling it widely.

The regulation part is what throws me off. Right now you don’t know if you are getting milk from an addict, someone with HIV/TB/Hepatitus or some other funky disease or virus.

[BostonGuy]

Is the milk pasteurized?

[Eff Pandas]

The regulation part is what throws me off. Right now you don’t know if you are getting milk from an addict, someone with HIV/TB/Hepatitus or some other funky disease or virus.

Yea idk how you regulate it. Its simply a trust business right now. I can't even think of something to.

To have some wider rollout its like you kinda gotta make the women a sorta livestock or something as silly as that sounds. I suspect there is a more reasonable middle ground where there is some sorta regular testing of the women & the product that makes this feasible.

I definitely think this will become a thing at some point its just a matter of when. The whole drinking liquids from animals thing has seemed f#cking insane to me every since I learned where store milk was from & gave it some thought.