Toilet paper, over or under?

[IceTrayDaGang]

how do yall load them suckas up? over or under? always over for me. yes, there's a difference.

[man down]

Under, over is the right way but if I load it that way the wife and daughter use more of it. It comes off the roll easier. Lol

[Redd Foxx]

I think there's some kind of genetic defect among those freaks who like it under and you have to search for the GD end of the paper. Worse yet, you try to roll it over like a normal member of society and since it was under it ends up laying flat and now you can't find where it ends or begins. When people do that I make it so the spring loaded holder is barely pushing against the mount, so next time they go to grab the paper the roll falls on the floor.

[Zaroku]

Over, but I don’t use much paper at all. I got a Japanese washlet from Toto and it really cleans a post dump culo. It basically is like a coin operated cat wash, soap, rinse, then air dry.

[Curtis Harper]

Baby wipes, you savages

[Bobby Deez]

Baby wipes, you savages

Hells yeah.. Your boy Deezy got a fresh one, cuz.

[Curtis Harper]

Hells yeah.. Your boy Deezy got a fresh one, cuz.

I got tired of my fingers busting through the paper. Wipes are more sturdy as well.

[Bobby Deez]

I got tired of my fingers busting through the paper. Wipes are more sturdy as well.

And you feel fresher than a motha****a.

[Curtis Harper]

And you feel fresher than a motha****a.

Hell yeah.

My fingers and mudhole thank me for finally making the switch.

[Bobby Deez]

Hell yeah.

My fingers and mudhole thank me for finally making the switch.

It's good all around. You ain't wafting shit fingers around when giving people directions. You confident when you gotta drop them draws in front of a lady and you ain't leaving shit smears on her comforter when you're getting in and outta bed. Motha****ers ain't yelling at you cause you got shit crumbs caked up in your finger nails while you handling they lunch order. Life is good, bruh.