Originally posted by Zaroku
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Would you fight a bear in full Knight's armor?
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Originally posted by John Barron View Post
look at this cute ass mafk.
Here’s the sounds of grizzly man getting killed in his tent by his favorite bear buddy.
Warning screaming. True story Herthog directed this, or edited it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-gBIJhAU
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Originally posted by Julia Slobberts View PostI had to read that book about Timothy Treadwell in college and it was bonkers! That guy was badass but crazy at the same time! I saw a photo of what I think was him after the bear was finished and it was disturbing.
It was chucks of human remains left.
But, treadwell went like he wanted to! The directors voice was irritating.
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In 1999, a 69 year old man killed a 750 lb. Kodiak bear with nothing more than a $30 folding Buck knife. I wouldn't recommend it though. With or without armor. The armor will only make you less mobile and agile, but, you might get the last lick in when the bear shyts you out in the woods and cuts his azzhole on the shredded armor.
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Originally posted by John Barron View Postbears can tank rifle rounds before dying, they're strong as ****. stopping a bear dead in its tracks with a stab wound is unlikely. $500k to perform a miracle? no way. i want mayweather money.
A spear is a legit choice because you can get it to impale itself (best case Scenario, theyve been hunted that way) and then fetal position/stop moving and hope the armor holds up til it dies and he doesnt break your neck.
A smaller black bear I’d consider taking my chances with the sword but a grizzly? Heeellll no.
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Originally posted by GhostofDempsey View PostIn 1999, a 69 year old man killed a 750 lb. Kodiak bear with nothing more than a $30 folding Buck knife. I wouldn't recommend it though. With or without armor. The armor will only make you less mobile and agile, but, you might get the last lick in when the bear shyts you out in the woods and cuts his azzhole on the shredded armor.
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Originally posted by Julia Slobberts View PostI've read bear spray is a very effective deterrent, second maybe to only military grade fully automatic rifles. Bears' phenomenal sense of smell really backfires on them when someone sprays bear spray all over their face!
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Originally posted by Julia Slobberts View PostIf you were offered $500,000 to fight a grizzly bear and were allowed to wear full knight's armor with a sword, shield, and one of the metal spike balls on the chain, would you do it?
Also, you would receive one month of training from a professional knight before you fought the bear.
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Originally posted by Zaroku View PostNice cute bear!
Here’s the sounds of grizzly man getting killed in his tent by his favorite bear buddy.
Warning screaming. True story Herthog directed this, or edited it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-gBIJhAU
Originally posted by GhostofDempsey View PostIn 1999, a 69 year old man killed a 750 lb. Kodiak bear with nothing more than a $30 folding Buck knife. I wouldn't recommend it though. With or without armor. The armor will only make you less mobile and agile, but, you might get the last lick in when the bear shyts you out in the woods and cuts his azzhole on the shredded armor.
Originally posted by NearHypnos View PostFor real. Unless it’s an actual kill shot with a proper caliber (like, if youre hidden or far), the hope is the bullet shatters its shoulder to keep it from charging. Even headshots are considered unreliable in a charge scenario because of the density of their skills.
A spear is a legit choice because you can get it to impale itself (best case Scenario, theyve been hunted that way) and then fetal position/stop moving and hope the armor holds up til it dies and he doesnt break your neck.
A smaller black bear I’d consider taking my chances with the sword but a grizzly? Heeellll no.
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