Is it normal to get insecure about your dick size when a stripper is grinding on you?

[b Murphington]

Imma give this thread the props it rightfully deserves and rate it 5 stars. Keep up the good work punchr

[Damn Wicked]

Next time you're planning on getting a lap dance, remember to bring a large cucumber for back-up. If you don't get hard, you can discreetly slip that veggie c0ck in your pants and impress the dumb wh0re.

[asgarth]

Next time you're planning on getting a lap dance, remember to bring a large cucumber for back-up. If you don't get hard, you can discreetly slip that veggie c0ck in your pants and impress the dumb wh0re.

haha awesome. I wanted to tell him the same thing lol.

[_Rexy_]

[EdWins]

hmmm, you might want to try a male strip club or 'ladies night' and that might actually be the solution to your problem.

[Razor Ramon]

They're meat for male consumption, don't worry about what they think. Thinking doesn't go with that job description

[GoldenGloveLove]

This thread title alone is gold, brother. Thank you.

[PsychoPat]

How did you know the stripper was 20 years old?

It was his niece.

[EL_GRINGO]

hahahhaha puchr i missed you and can't believed i missed your mentions!! classic,punchr i'm from europe where prostitution is legal, why spend money on strippers whereas the same amount can have you bust a nut??

[siablo14]

Lol never seen a $5/song lap dance.. maybe ur d1ck aint hard coz that chick is super ugly...

PIN UPS home of the $5 dance. A dance lasts however long the song lasts.