What if that Stephen Paddock had been a different race, how would that have gone?

[!! Anorak]

Imagine someone had offered the guy a million dollars to shoot 500 people.Would it have gone like this?:


The Jewish Stephen Paddock:
"Ooooooooooy veyyyyyyyyyyyy, give me three million and I'll shoot five people, that's all I can do. I need so much money."


The "African American" (ie. black) Stephen Paddock:
"Don'ts axe me to do that... I could do with that money to feed my ten illegitimate kids and buys me a watermelon, but I sure can't get out of bed and work - I gots me some sleepin' to do, so's I can get enough energy to eats me some chicken wings and grape kool aid - yes SUH!"



The Chinese Stephen Paddock:
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ching chong ping pong, I will shoot hundleds if you ret me have flesh dog for dinner."



The Russian Stephen Paddockski:
"But vy only 500? In Serbia I rape bear and kill 700 people just for hobby."

[THEFRESHBRAWLER]

We are all one human race. I don’t understand how people can hat another person over a color. Every time a white person commits a mass shooting y’all get mad at black people. Why is that?

[!! Anorak]

We are all one human race. I don’t understand how people can hat another person over a color. Every time a white person commits a mass shooting y’all get mad at black people. Why is that?

If you'd have done your job properly the guy would have at least had shiny shoes.

[WarVeteranO01]

Given the subject, this thread had a lot of potential. Give it to Anorak to f it all up.

[Prince Madison]

Imagine someone had offered the guy a million dollars to shoot 500 people.Would it have gone like this?:


The Jewish Stephen Paddock:
"Ooooooooooy veyyyyyyyyyyyy, give me three million and I'll shoot five people, that's all I can do. I need so much money."


The "African American" (ie. black) Stephen Paddock:
"Don'ts axe me to do that... I could do with that money to feed my ten illegitimate kids and buys me a watermelon, but I sure can't get out of bed and work - I gots me some sleepin' to do, so's I can get enough energy to eats me some chicken wings and grape kool aid - yes SUH!"



The Chinese Stephen Paddock:
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ching chong ping pong, I will shoot hundleds if you ret me have flesh dog for dinner."



The Russian Stephen Paddockski:
"But vy only 500? In Serbia I rape bear and kill 700 people just for hobby."

[!! Anorak]

Given the subject, this thread had a lot of potential. Give it to Anorak to f it all up.

Your mom .

[BrometheusBob.]

I think the Jewish Stephen Paddock should have said

Ooooooooooy veyyyyyyyyyyyy, Annie has lost his edge. Can't even get banned or trigger any sensitive lounge posters anymore.

[RightJab]

what about Muslim Paddock?

[!! Anorak]

I think the Jewish Stephen Paddock should have said

Ooooooooooy veyyyyyyyyyyyy, Annie has lost his edge. Can't even get banned or trigger any sensitive lounge posters anymore.

I know, right?

I feel like I can't get banned to save my life these days.

[GGG Gloveking]

what about Muslim Paddock?

He would have demanded to use an explosive