My dreams are usually filled with weird crimes and people I know not acting at all like they do in real life, or at least when I'm around. Every now and then a dream about banging a chick shows up and that's always great of course but I wished they happened more often, although I do enjoy my crazy **** dreams too. In one, this chick handed me a bag which I assume was something stolen. I ran out of the building with it and some old b1tch ran up to me screaming for me to stop and I knocked her down with a closed fist. Ha. Then I jumped into my car which looked nothing like my real car and hauled a$$ with cops behind me and all. It ended before I went to jail which is always sweet. I really thought my life as a free man was over and I would forever be in Palookaville. Was such a relief when I woke up. Ha.
I have a recurring dream revolving fishing. It's always either that like some huge like shark or weird sea creature or gator are like directly under the boat, but I can only see their shadow or the even worse one where I hook the son of a ***** on my line and have to like try and get it on the boat or kill it (I never am smart enough in my dream to just cut the line) or I fall in the water with the thing and have to like swim away from it through ****ty pond water...
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