What's it like to have a girlfriend?

[BrometheusBob.]

sounds like you need a fat chick

When you hear those stories about some poor loser killing themselves and find out people online egged them on. And, you wonder, what kind of hateful ghouls would do that to a person??

Punchr's name tagging makes me feel differently about that whole thing.

Yoooooo I'm dying

[punchr]

When you hear those stories about some poor loser killing themselves and find out people online egged them on. And, you wonder, what kind of hateful ghouls would do that to a person??

Punchr's name tagging makes me feel differently about that whole thing.

You get pussy, what are you complaining about?

[punchr]

sounds like you need a fat chick

I don't have any standards. I'll take a girl with a Jabba the hut body and Klingon face. Pussy's pussy.

[b Murphington]

I don't have any standards. I'll take a girl with a Jabba the hut body and Klingon face. Pussy's pussy.

A fat chick would do you some good. Temporary though. Keep her around until you feel ready to set your sights on better things.

It's like boxing. Your bum fighters like say Mike D's boy Brian Sutherland, are fat chicks. Not that great. And then your ATG like Ray Robinson, are supermodels.

You'll move up through the ranks. But you gotta start from the bottom. Well, at least you do.

[punchr]

A fat chick would do you some good. Temporary though. Keep her around until you feel ready to set your sights on better things.

It's like boxing. Your bum fighters like say Mike D's boy Brian Sutherland, are fat chicks. Not that great. And then your ATG like Ray Robinson, are supermodels.

You'll move up through the ranks. But you gotta start from the bottom. Well, at least you do.

I would **** virtually any female human being with a pulse.

[Rockybigblower]

Kinda like having a boyfriend only you put it in the front hole not the back. The blowies feel kinda the same though. Unless of course you are giving them.

[Earl-Hickey]

Awesome at the beginning

then getting annoying

then downright ****

[b Murphington]

I would **** virtually any female human being with a pulse.

Oooooooooo you just said that you would fu*k a new born baby girl.

Gotta watch what you say son.

[KING MEAT]

I don't have any standards. I'll take a girl with a Jabba the hut body and Klingon face. Pussy's pussy.

if a girl strikes me as someone who has stank puss, im staying away

[Beercules]

well you can't feed the b1tch ramen everynight

Well then I'm screwed.

No Steph Curry highlight videos either?