So I went to Chipotle today with my friend

[BM dnobagaV]

Who the **** is talking about love? I want to ******** her.

****ing rofl I'm dying here

Would green K this if I didn't green K a previous comment

[BM dnobagaV]

Honestly, it's always something out of random rather than something expected or set up.

How I got laid the first time; **** just happened outta nowhere, thank God I was higher than a kite or else I would've fallen into a permanent stupor, the unexpectedness hit me so hard

[Beercules]

SO lmao she stayed over for about 3 hours or so and I smashed. I win



Had to use a condom doe

[-jose-]

I thought I was the only one

[Rudyo]

SO lmao she stayed over for about 3 hours or so and I smashed. I win



Had to use a condom doe

Damn was hoping for an accidental mini beerbro. Maybe it will break next time

[Kuyukut]

post a pic of here and lemme dissect here from head to foot.

[Beercules]

post a pic of here and lemme dissect here from head to foot.

might send you a PM. Feel wrong doing this lol

[Kuyukut]

might send you a PM. Feel wrong doing this lol

PM me a pic then... :wank:

[BM dnobagaV]

might send you a PM. Feel wrong doing this lol

**** off you gotta send me one as well Beerbro

When a brother wins, it's as if the squad won. The fact that you smashed makes me feel like a winner, considering the only thing I've smashed in the last half year has been a napkin

[Zaroku]

Where is Alex by the way?

Measuring c0ck sizes at a Chipotle near you!