Yesterday, I got into a fight at the voting poll.

[Trigger unhappy]

As I was walking into the voting poll two guys approached me and told me that "You can't come in here boy." so I said whatever and Proceeded to walk in. One of the guys grab me by the arm, so I quickly turned around and broke two of his fingers on his left hand. The other guy charged at me but then I quickly did a somersault over him and kicked him in the back of the head. The first guy pulled out a knife in his right hand and started doing some fancy jujitsu moves with a knife. I quickly took off my T-shirt and was able to disarm him with just my shirt. finally they both charged at me, but I was able to knock them both out with a double jump kick.

[Oxn]

The lost made you delusional.

[Trigger unhappy]

The lost made you delusional.

You mean to tell me you've never ended a fight with a double jump kick?

[SterlingStained]

As I was walking into the voting poll two guys approached me and told me that "You can't come in here boy." so I said whatever and Proceeded to walk in. One of the guys grab me by the arm, so I quickly turned around and broke two of his fingers on his left hand. The other guy charged at me but then I quickly did a somersault over him and kicked him in the back of the head. The first guy pulled out a knife in his right hand and started doing some fancy jujitsu moves with a knife. I quickly took off my T-shirt and was able to disarm him with just my shirt. finally they both charged at me, but I was able to knock them both out with a double jump kick.

you're a fcking liar.

i oughta slap the **** outta you.

[krazyn8tive]

As I was walking into the voting poll two guys approached me and told me that "You can't come in here boy." so I said whatever and Proceeded to walk in. One of the guys grab me by the arm, so I quickly turned around and broke two of his fingers on his left hand. The other guy charged at me but then I quickly did a somersault over him and kicked him in the back of the head. The first guy pulled out a knife in his right hand and started doing some fancy jujitsu moves with a knife. I quickly took off my T-shirt and was able to disarm him with just my shirt. finally they both charged at me, but I was able to knock them both out with a double jump kick.

I'll translate

"I took this guy down and promptly began giving him a foot massage."

[Hype job]

You have to behave yourself now. Trump will not tolerate any more minority mischief.

[-Freddy-]

I'm trying to work out which movie I saw this in.

[Trigger unhappy]

I'm trying to work out which movie I saw this in.

Ain't no movie son. This is reality.

[Trigger unhappy]

you're a fcking liar.

i oughta slap the **** outta you.

You can try, but I'll just easily round house kick you out of know where.

[SterlingStained]

You can try, but I'll just easily round house kick you out of know where.

you aint got **** for me son.

ive seen what you look like.

you have poor technique.

you cannot overcome my splendiferous squabbin skills.