Where can I buy cheap but good cologne and deodarant in Anytown, USA?

[Butt stuff]

So we'll all be able to recognize you at the fights cuz you'll be the guy with the cum stain around your neck? We'll you & Oscar I guess.

As for OP just take a shower you dirty mfer cuz she's Mexican & probably appreciates some scents with her hairy snatch. Go dancing & within 90 minutes you'll be smelling the faint smell of cooch probably. F#ck some CVS cologne let things fall where they land tonight.

I can see my pheromones are already working on you #playasgottaplay

[Santa_]

This is a pretty lame thread, yeah. A thread with that starting line must be.

But the short of it is I'm still a foreigner here in my country of birth, and it's even changed a lot in the 7 years I was away.

Also more to the point, out in the West Redneck Hills of South Oregon, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

I got a crush on this girl at my ****ty (but fine by me) factory job, and would like to find the time to go get some cologne tomorrow, just to have a nice little squirt, but I'm constantly pressed for time and don't know where to go.

Fred Meyer or something?

****ty question off.

But answers appreciated.

I know BS is a den of straight players, so I expect to have recommendations on fine french cologne on 200% discount.

Seriously though, if anyone can recommend a place to buy the **** and even a brand or two, which is cheap but good, it'd be appreciated.

****ty thread off-take two.

What's her name?

I better not be related to her.

[Drunken Cat]

What's her name?

I better not be related to her.

It's Maria.

Nice to see a dude from Oregon on here, btw .

[Drunken Cat]

I wound up getting these on Amazon.


$38


$14 (no sent, natural, aluminium free deodorant)

[HanzGruber]

cool water? We 1995 now?

[Drunken Cat]

cool water? We 1995 now?

IDGAF.

It was a good deal on the package and the reviews were good.

I usually keep a couple different bottles, anyway.

[HanzGruber]

IDGAF.

It was a good deal on the package and the reviews were good.

I usually keep a couple different bottles, anyway.

Lol na its cool. No pun intended

[boxinghead530]

This is a pretty lame thread, yeah. A thread with that starting line must be.

But the short of it is I'm still a foreigner here in my country of birth, and it's even changed a lot in the 7 years I was away.

Also more to the point, out in the West Redneck Hills of South Oregon, I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

I got a crush on this girl at my ****ty (but fine by me) factory job, and would like to find the time to go get some cologne tomorrow, just to have a nice little squirt, but I'm constantly pressed for time and don't know where to go.

Fred Meyer or something?

****ty question off.

But answers appreciated.

I know BS is a den of straight players, so I expect to have recommendations on fine french cologne on 200% discount.

Seriously though, if anyone can recommend a place to buy the **** and even a brand or two, which is cheap but good, it'd be appreciated.

****ty thread off-take two.

Come to Modesto i got a couple of fresh bottkes of cologne I just filled for. It has a salty and grimey type smell.

Actually I filled a couple of bottles of piss for you that you can have for free.

[Drunken Cat]

Come to Modesto i got a couple of fresh bottkes of cologne I just filled for. It has a salty and grimey type smell.

Actually I filled a couple of bottles of piss for you that you can have for free.

Modesto is a little far.

Can you ship them to me?

I'm not paying the shipping cost, btw.

[Drunken Cat]

Actually on second thought do you piss clean, as in you can pass a drug test?

If so, I could probably cover the shipping, too.