My ****ing cat pissed on me

[Beercules]

Lay under her with your mouth open long enough and it was bound to happen. I think you set it up.

It tasted good at first..wait what?

[48cantCstraight]

Cats hate people. FACT

[Derranged]

Give it to Led, he'll pay you 5 Renminbi for it.

[krazyn8tive]

Beer, you need better quality weapons. Made in China? No wonder that cat pissed on you lol

[Sugar Adam Ali]

Probably the only puzzye in your life that will ever squirt on you,,, feel blessed