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"how can i use this pokemon game to attract 12 year old boys to my **** dungeon?"
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I keep reading about people playing Pokemon GO going to secluded places and witnessing murders and sh.it lol. Like one guy went to a church 'cause there was a pokemon there and he claimed to have seen someone pulling up and dumping a body lol. There was another girl who was playing it and saw someone getting killed also. Man.Comment
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...You're just jelly of my sick, level 18 Bouldachot.Comment
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It is kind of stupid, but honestly I'm fine with it. People were walking around in a cellphone induced haze long before this game ever existed, and at least this one is encouraging people to get off their fat asses and get some exercise.
Maybe after 10 years our diabetes rate will decline.Comment
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Professional Pokemon Trainer if anyone is interested.
About me: Also known as 'Golbat-chan' on sites like 4chan and imgur, I am a 24-year-old lifelong Pokemon enthusiast who wants to help YOU become the very best.
My services are simple: I will walk around in 1-4 hour shifts signed in to your account capturing every single Pokemon I come into contact with, activating every Poke Stop I pass and walking nonstop to help hatch your eggs. I'll even send you hourly updates while you're at work/class/on a hot date informing you of any really exciting things I've come across for you. Pokemon training help, gym battles and strategy tips are also included, if requested.
About me: I'm a white female, NYU grad, and a well-employed freelance journalist with a massive Golbat tattoo on my arm. I have been playing Pokemon (both cards and gameboy/DS) since 1997 and Pokemon GO since its opening day. I'm in between major projects and have a lot of spare time on my hands right now and also may or may not write an article about this in the future. Personally, I am a level 15 trainer in Pokemon GO right now and control all of the gyms near my place. I know what I'm doing. For more info about me (and to see that I am, in fact, a real human being) check out the VICE article that has been written about me and my obsession.
http://www.vice.com/read/gotta-c…
Details: I currently own an iPhone 6s, several portable chargers and am in very good physical fitness. Spending hours on my feet is not an issue. I will sign into your account (which, hopefully you weren't a total noob and used a fake gmail address when you signed up for this app because the surveillance is real) and treat your account like it is my very own. I will catch them all. I will focus in on catching specific types of Pokemon (i.e. fire, water, electric) if you want. I'll even send you silly screenshots so you don't feel too much FOMO while you're doing something that prevents you from accessing PokeWorld.
Every exchange will begin with an in-person consultation at your nearest poke stop. No creepy stuff. I know how to defend myself and will not take any bull**** from you.
Send your name, age, occupation, area of the city you are hoping to obtain my services and a link to something that can prove to me that you are a real human being. If I can confirm your identity (remember: I'm a journalist and very good at this) I will get back to you to set up an appointment.
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Oh hell naw. She's gonna steal your account. Letting someone else use your account is a huge no-no for gamers.Originally posted by Santa_ View PostComment
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