Originally posted by Beercules
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What's my retirement plan consist of? Well, since I have no kids I'm going to save as much money as possible, then sell my house, buy a nice boat, and spend the twilight years of my life living off the ocean. Travel the world, get drunk or high nearly every day, catch fresh fish for dinner every day, boat parties with strange whores wherever I meet them, and only pull in to port when I need to refuel or resupply.
I don't have enough money saved up yet, but we could split the bill. Maybe bring a few of these freed up lounge rats with us who won't be sweating about how to split their assets between their equally undeserving offspring.
I bet MAK or SP50 would be a good co-captain.
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