The AlexKid Biography

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AlexKid was raised an only child of loving nurturing parents who wanted the best for him. They always tried to instill confidence in him...they wanted him to grow up to be special.



His father was an honest hard working man. He was always very supportive of AlexKid and he believed in life...that it is always better to deal with reality in a straightforward way...that the truth will set you free.

[i_am_a_champ]

Lmaoooo you basterd looool

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AlexKid was a very friendly child who wanted to be friends with all the other children in the neighbourhood.

[Wolfie*]

You need to go find out where he lives and get him laid asap.

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When AlexKid was 16 year old...his uncle thought that he'd better help AlexKid out in losing his virginity so he arranged for an intimate encounter with a beautiful young prostitute which he paid for. But AlexKid was too self conscious about his lack of penis size to be able to achieve an erection and sadly did not lose his virginity as planned that day.

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AlexKid was not exactly athletic...but in his teens he decided to take up weight-lifting to help with his self-esteem. His goal was to make his high school football team. He thought if he could make the team that maybe girls would like him.

[Zaroku]

Jhonny laughs at Alexkid for lacking the tools to please any females.

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AlexKid worked really hard at his training and ate a lot of big Mac's and drank lots of large soda's and by his senior year...he was able to make the team as a second string offensive lineman because he was a fat kid. He spent the entire season on the bench but he was never so proud and his self esteem was at an all time high.

[Siq/]

he has more balls than me.

[i_am_a_champ]

The makings of an epic thread lol