Amber Heard Divorces Johnny Depp 2 Days After His Mom Died

[BodiesInFlight]

man, i can't stop watching that second gif

She's gonna be off solids for a few days at least lol

[jaded]

Johnny Depp is beginning to look like a decade younger and soon to be only slightly richer version of Mickey Rourke...he was destined to fuck-up.

man, i can't stop watching that second gif

It is a bit of an eye catcher...

[BigNuts]

This is usually what happens when you trade in a beautiful, classy woman who has been loyal to you for decades for a slutty new model young enough to be your daughter. I mean how else was this going to play out? It doesn't matter if you're a great looking rich guy with a golden dick, an age difference that big is going to mess with the dynamics of the relationship, and not in your favor.

I mean, he could have just asked Robert Rodriguez.

Yep. Here's eddie murphy's girl. She's 20 years younger and pregnant.

[Dean_Razorback]

Yep. Here's eddie murphy's girl. She's 20 years younger and pregnant.

is that picture recent? eddie murphy doesn't age

[BigNuts]

is that picture recent? eddie murphy doesn't age

It's not that old. They have only been seeing each other for a few years. Looks like she's playing her cards perfectly so far. Dude is gonna get taken to the cleaners like Tiger.

[Dean_Razorback]

It's not that old. They have only been seeing each other for a few years. Looks like she's playing her cards perfectly so far. Dude is gonna get taken to the cleaners like Tiger.

didn't he knock up one of the spice girl?

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

These hoes aint loyal.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

It's not that old. They have only been seeing each other for a few years. Looks like she's playing her cards perfectly so far. Dude is gonna get taken to the cleaners like Tiger.

if shes only been married to him for afew years she aint getting half, hell naw.

You have to be married like 10 years at least to get half.

[Robbie Barrett]

So Depp allegedly hit her in the face with an iphone. She started crying outside court because the judge turned down her claim for spousal support.

[BigNuts]

if shes only been married to him for afew years she aint getting half, hell naw.

You have to be married like 10 years at least to get half.

Not saying she'll be getting half, but Eddie is definitely going to feel a sting in his bank account.

Never understood why these old wealthy men get into relationships with these young smoking hot broads that wouldn't give them the time of day if they were broke.

They get played like a fiddle every time and the dudes seem to never see it coming.

Just smash them and move along to the next hot broad.