So my ex who had an abortion went to see a medium

[krazyn8tive]

We were on our way to a soccer tournament a month or so ago and seen this dead chihuaha in the road. It had just got hit by a car. I glance over to my right and see the owner of the dog crying. She was a medium, i know this because it was a psychic business she was at and she was dressed funky.

Anyways, were driving by and my wife and kids were all like "aww, thats so sad" then I was like "well, she should have saw it coming"

they didnt like that response.






On the real. That sucks beer. Sorry to hear that were gonna have to wait a little while longer on a little beerqulet

Goddamn that was funny lmao

[Mud]

I just went to church. Felt so out of place

Any totty?
I stopped going when i was a teenager. I just used to check out girls.

Speaking of abortions and psychics. I remember a story a friend told me about how he and his mates played with a quija board, and the spirit of his gf's aborted baby came through. It was kinda pissed off. F-bombs all over the place like the Exorcist.

[SUBZER0ED]

Leviticus, 19:31-"Do not defile yourselves by turning to mediums or to those who consult the spirits of the dead. I am the LORD your God."

[-MEGA-]

Goddamn that was funny lmao

I thought so. Wife and kids didn't appreciate the joke though.

[Beercules]

Imagine a little BeerGirl?


Sigh

[PACnPBFsuck]

It rhymes with smissmortion

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

It rhymes with smissmortion

That cracked me up .

[PACnPBFsuck]

That cracked me up .

That scene has ruined the word for me

[Beercules]

It rhymes with smissmortion

At the time we had to. I regret it now, clearly

[Beercules]

Beerculita would've been her name