I have a similar story. This one time when I was 17, I was drunk as hell and crashed out on my friend's floor. He had a little dog that slept right by me. I woke up that morning to find out that dog pissed on the carpet right next to me, some of it even got on my pants. I told my friend and he yelled at the dog and forced him to go outside.
Poor dog.
When I got home, I was wondering how the hell did that dog piss all over my pants, mostly around my crotch area? That's when I realized, I was the one who pissed my pants and it leaked into the carpet. Poor dog.
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