Man living in the city just sucks the life straight out of you

[2shameless]

Don't worry. Some day when you're too old to get it up, it takes 10 minutes to take a piss and you wake up 10 times a night to go to the bathroom. Then you can retire and do what you want, provided it doesn't cost very much and doesn't require standing very long or walking too far.

[-jose-]

I thought this thread about some man like creature that was going around the city sucking the life out of innocent people

[Sweet Pea 50]

I thought this thread about some man like creature that was going around the city sucking the life out of innocent people

Is it sad that I know that gif is from Mortal Kombat?

[-jose-]

Is it sad that I know that gif is from Mortal Kombat?

I think is sadder that when i looked it up I knew how to spell his name

[baya]

this is why marijuana and beer were created...and internet

this guy knows.

[Sweet Pea 50]

I think is sadder that when i looked it up I knew how to spell his name

[El-blanco]

So you want him to drink and drive? You do realize that the op is asian, and his slanted eyes already put him at a disadvantage when it comes to anything, right?

You missed the video where he chugged a whole bottle of jack Daniels in about a minute lol seriously.

[baya]

You missed the video where he chugged a whole bottle of jack Daniels in about a minute lol seriously.

he won't do it again, tho.

[El-blanco]

he won't do it again, tho.

Lol I'm certain he threw it all up after. That is mental.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Bruh, your life sucks.