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  • #41
    Originally posted by Slip Stream View Post
    But I thought we agreed to use yours? I love the way you sculpt your vag hairs, the only issue I have is your pvssy lips, they could use some cosmetic adjustments. I don't like my girls to look so beefy....
    awwwww, now claims she has girls. come on let rath and spoon dissects your purplish vagina.

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    • #42
      Originally posted by Kuyukut View Post
      awwwww, now claims she has girls. come on let rath and spoon dissects your purplish vagina.
      I think it would be more instructive to see your **** lips doe, they look like a bat camped out on your crotch. You're kinda like the flying nun but instead of Jesus giving you the power of flight you have vigorous **** wings to give you the power to soar among the clouds!

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      • #43
        Same as always. Quit the booze, lift more weights. I lasted a month and a half last year, I'm shooting for at least double that this year.

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        • #44
          Start learning Spanish
          Resume taking courses for my masters
          Relocate
          Read more
          Get in better shape

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          • #45
            Health: lose about 10 pounds and get into Carl Froch fighting shape; get more restful sleep; improve mental health; eat healthier and exercise more; cut back on the booze.

            Career: get into a better paying job with more potential for growth/advancement; get my CPA license by mid year; improve and expand professional network.

            Social/lifestyle: reconnect with friends and family; make some new friends; take more trips and travel more often; try to a better human being by being nicer to others/ more open and affable.

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            • #46
              Originally posted by BostonGuy View Post
              Health: lose about 10 pounds and get into Carl Froch fighting shape; get more restful sleep; improve mental health; eat healthier and exercise more; cut back on the booze.

              Career: get into a better paying job with more potential for growth/advancement; get my CPA license by mid year; improve and expand professional network.

              Social/lifestyle: reconnect with friends and family; make some new friends; take more trips and travel more often; try to a better human being by being nicer to others/ more open and affable.
              You left out the most important part, getting a Penelope Cruz look-alike. You should really consider taking a trip to Santiago Chile, San Jose Costa Rica, or Cartagena Colombia. You would absolutely lose your mind if you saw the women there.

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              • #47
                To **** bad bishes

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                • #48
                  Originally posted by El-blanco View Post
                  You left out the most important part, getting a Penelope Cruz look-alike. You should really consider taking a trip to Santiago Chile, San Jose Costa Rica, or Cartagena Colombia. You would absolutely lose your mind if you saw the women there.
                  Number 1 resolution: date a woman like:



                  :wank:

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                  • #49
                    Originally posted by Kuyukut View Post
                    ^^^^^^^^^ this

                    show them your vagina, slip stream. :bukkake:

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                    • #50
                      I tried to go vegetarian last year and I failed miserably no more new year resolutions for me, I will try to stay away from red meat see how long that will last

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