Went to a backpage prostitute today. My first time.

[Rocky...]

Green k for making me laugh.

[AlexKid]

Your suggestions might get the op shot and he's just looking to nut.
Not every whore is an independent operator.

True but OP has a gun too, they might get shot, hell you might get shot for back chatting me, point is any1 can get shot at any given time, the key is to have a gun ready and pointing at the hooker when u ask for a BJ

[El Fenomeno]

I can never tell if these threads are serious or not.

What would you have got out of jizzing in her hand?

[HanzGruber]

fuggen beta.



I can't wait to see how Harold lederman scores this one.

i gotta tell ya mega, it was difficult, but i managed to fap to it

[Eff Pandas]

Man this is like a advertisement for loving, long term relationships. "Don't be like BigNuts, find a good girl who'll give you head without a condom...on your birthday".

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

True but OP has a gun too, they might get shot, hell you might get shot for back chatting me, point is any1 can get shot at any given time, the key is to have a gun ready and pointing at the hooker when u ask for a BJ

Warrrrrrrr AlexKid.

[jreckoning]

True but OP has a gun too, they might get shot, hell you might get shot for back chatting me, point is any1 can get shot at any given time, the key is to have a gun ready and pointing at the hooker when u ask for a BJ

Then you get it for free!

Problem Solved.

[-MEGA-]

i gotta tell ya mega, it was difficult, but i managed to fap to it

Hard work, dedication, bruh.

[SkillspayBills]

You traveled 40 minutes (that's gas money) to get head from an ugly prostitute, in a shady motel, with a condom on, it wasn't good, AND YOU PAID 100 BUCKS FOR IT!?

[Derranged]