DirkDiggler answer to his virginity

[ShoulderRoll]

You actually brought up Dirk in a conversation outside of this forum?

He must have affected you greatly.

[The Hammer]

Is he really virgin, I thought it was maybe a false rumour.

In a way he's not, in a way he is.

He's not a virgin in the sense that he's been sodomized by men, but he is a virgin in the sense that he's never been intimate with a woman.

[Weltschmerz]

In a way he's not, in a way he is.

He's not a virgin in the sense that he's been sodomized by men, but he is a virgin in the sense that he's never been intimate with a woman.

Different strokes for different folks.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

In a way he's not, in a way he is.

He's not a virgin in the sense that he's been sodomized by men, but he is a virgin in the sense that he's never been intimate with a woman.

Your dad seemed to enjoy it.

[Rip Chudd]

You actually brought up Dirk in a conversation outside of this forum?

He must have affected you greatly.

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[M Bison]

Quote or never happened.

Notice he didn't give you the original quote lol.

[M Bison]

You actually brought up Dirk in a conversation outside of this forum?

He must have affected you greatly.

If you don't want to help Dirk out I mean fair enough man - only a dollar per user and I'm sure we could easily afford it you'd be working towards a good cause.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

If you don't want to help Dirk out I mean fair enough man - only a dollar per user and I'm sure we could easily afford it you'd be working towards a good cause.

Can you confirm the rumour that you've only lost your virginity because you have sex with lifesize dolls of your favourite gaming characters?

I heard you've slung one up the likes of Sonic the Hedgehog and Banjo Kazooie.

Apparently you also dressed up a monkey as Donkey Kong and let it go to town on you from behind?

You sound like quite the "player".

[M Bison]

Can you confirm the rumour that you've only lost your virginity because you have sex with lifesize dolls of your favourite gaming characters?

I heard you've slung one up the likes of Sonic the Hedgehog and Banjo Kazooie.

Apparently you also dressed up a monkey as Donkey Kong and let it go to town on you from behind?

You sound like quite the "player".

Mans in meltdown, someone give Dirk a hug for me please.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I should really stop bullying this lonely fat gamer.

He's only going to end up taking his anger out on his stuffed toy collection.

Pikachu is probably getting a furious pounding tonight.