Best masturbator you have ever used

[Psylence83]

All you guys are sick i tell ya!! I keep it simple- my hand, 1 cup of baby oil, shakira singing in spanish, the gif in my sig on repeat and i got myself one hell of a party!!!

[Showtime..]

Handgela or PalmAla.



I'm a switch hitter so you never know what's coming.

I have TOO many similarities with you & El Blanco lol.

You two should come down to LA sometime so we can all get blitzed

[LuisConcepcion]

I have TOO many similarities with you & El Blanco lol.

You two should come down to LA sometime so we can all get blitzed

dude you need to lose your v cards before u can step up into the big boyz league

[Weltschmerz]

Im too old. I need a lady.

[STEELHEAD]

Why don't you just get a ****in' girlfriend like every other normal male?

jeez! what a dork statement!
don't you think this dweeb has tryed BostonGirl!

[AlexKid]

jeez! what a dork statement!
don't you think this dweeb has tryed BostonGirl!

exactly the hoes didnt respond to my mac and now I need to buy a fleshlight doe

[Ruthless One]

AlexKid, the GOAT

[STEELHEAD]

What do you recommend//

Heres my recommendation



Needs a thick lube though otherwise ull damage your penis

AlexBoy you need a blowup anas plug. then you can easaly figure out how to Fk bg dcks cornitomo.

[AlexKid]

AlexKid, the GOAT

xD

Thanks brother here have some awesome titz

[Ruthless One]

xD

Thanks brother here have some awesome titz

Hell yeah.