Who would win in a "Hell in a Cell match" - Derranged or LeftHookTua

[Left Hook Tua]

Tua has gotten so fat he can't even leave his bed much less find a sumo thong that fits. Tua throws a punch, misses and has a heart attack from the effort.

220 lbs. of USDA Grade A Pork, son.

You don't want none of this, Abe.

I ain't kosher.

[Derranged]

220 lbs. of USDA Grade A Pork, son.

You don't want none of this, Abe.

I ain't kosher.

Your left arm weighs that much, Wong.

[Left Hook Tua]

Your left arm weighs that much, Wong.

nonsense. i've slimmed down.

i'm about malvada's size now.

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

nonsense. i've slimmed down.

i'm about malvada's size now.

Shark fin soup diet ?

[Left Hook Tua]

Shark fin soup diet ?

actually i put on 20 lbs.

i'm 208 right now. i was 188 last year.

[Derranged]

208 pounds but you're 3'7.

Although you'd still sodomize that effeminate ginger PB32. That beta couldn't beat up a ten year old girl. I remember one time in Harlem he started rapping to these black dudes and some fat teenage girl chased him around a car while he cried.

As for me I'm 6'4 280 pounds with 7 % body fat like everyone else on the Internet.

[Derranged]

Ginger McGoatraper is 120 pounds and wears XXL Fubu clothes.

[Gods We Faked]

I was able to obtain exclusive footage of both fighters. I give Derranged the edge in footwork while Tua appears impervious to groin shots.

[Derranged]

I was able to obtain exclusive footage of both fighters. I give Derranged the edge in footwork while Tua appears impervious to groin shots.

I would beat that child molesting nerd to death even in his prime.

[Pretty Boy32]

Ginger McGoatraper is 120 pounds and wears XXL Fubu clothes.

Why are you turning this on me? I'd absolutely destroy you in a buried alive match, then piss on your casket.

Concentrate on what's ahead of you, Tua.