How many side chicks have you had in your lifetime?

[2ofEverything]

Zero. If I need a side piece that means my girl sucks and I'd ditch her. I never understand how guys have three or four chicks going at a time, it's too much effort dealing with so many people.

Right? Hard enough dealing with one...

[RightJab]

I utmost guarantee I've had more side dishes than bits on the side.



As Hugh mentioned quite rightfully, nothing should come between a man and his mullet (apart from moustache upkeep).