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So I was in the staff room, on my lunch break at work. I got my iPhone out and went on Facebook to kill some time. I noticed my mate had become friends with the new hot girl at work. So I clicked on her profile. And looked at her pictures. And scrolled through some more of her pictures.
"Hey Jon." Said a girls voice.
I looked up to see the new girl smiling at me, I hadn't heard her come in. I watched as the smile on her face disappeared as she realised what I was looking at.
On my phone was a picture of her. In a bikini. From a holdiay she was on about 3 years ago.
I did the only think I could think of doing in such an embarrassing situation. I did what generations of British men have done in embarrassing social situations. I pretended nothing embarrassing was happening and offered her a cup of tea.
She declined the cup of tea. She seemed in a hurry to leave for some reason.
"Hey Jon." Said a girls voice.
I looked up to see the new girl smiling at me, I hadn't heard her come in. I watched as the smile on her face disappeared as she realised what I was looking at.
On my phone was a picture of her. In a bikini. From a holdiay she was on about 3 years ago.
I did the only think I could think of doing in such an embarrassing situation. I did what generations of British men have done in embarrassing social situations. I pretended nothing embarrassing was happening and offered her a cup of tea.
She declined the cup of tea. She seemed in a hurry to leave for some reason.
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