Who do you fantasize when you're still a noob in the art of masturbation

[DeadLikeMe]

3 pages without this??????



Lounge...I am disappoint.

Also, when SI first started doing the body paint in their swimsuit issue...those were some good times.

[Holy Hatred]

I asked my grandpa the same kind of question a while back, he told me that he would lay out on a field of grass, gaze up at the sky, look for the nearest cloud that formed the shape of a tit, or an ass... and the rest was left to the imagination.

We should all take the time to reflect on how fortunate we are to be existing in the "Information Age". Where a few keystrokes is all that it takes for one to be viciously masturbating to God knows what.

[-jose-]

Sofia Vergara

Cristina Aguilera (the chunky version)

the girl that works at the Portuguese Meat Market by my house that cuts my honey ham to perfection, always in yoga pants and a tiny shirt

(prime) Ricki Lake

[Nooblet]

all of them at the same time but i gave the best pounding to baby spice. she's like the innocent type who get to feel a dick for the first time.

[Weltschmerz]

I usually try to imagine how Spray Resistant looks.