Just had to arrange some job interviews today

I got a position managing a Costco store over in California, and I had sort through the job applications we've received.

Seriously, you wouldn't believe some of the people that apply for jobs with us, it's crazy.

Just to give you one example, I had an application the other day for the floor sweeper, and it basically said: "looking for work since getting fired from my job working with Excel spreadsheets, after they discovered I don't know dick about Excel spreadsheets. Currently signing up for a course: "Excel for fuckwits", but in the meantime could you fix me up? I have no interest in working for you, but I only live round the corner and I'm desperate. Will work for low pay, and will consider blowing cock if necessary. Hopefully Excel skills are not required."

Who the **** would employ someone after they send in an application like that?

[ßringer]

"Excel for ****wits"

[horge]

Come on, Annie, he just lost his job.

That said, the year of our Lord 2014 and still using a Microsoft product?
I shiggidy-diggidy.

Come on, Annie, he just lost his job.

I know, talk about kicking the poor bastard when he's down.

[Rocky...]

I know, talk about kicking the poor bastard when he's down.