Have you ever been with a prostitute?

[-Johannes-]

you guys can still make out and still jerk each other off doe.

jus sayin.

As long as the balls don't touch it's not gay, I've heard they also close their eyes while stroking each other to avoid eye contact thus making it not gay.

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

big magnets?

Unfortunately no, average size magnets. Lot's of power though.

[-jose-]

A Mexican and Puerto Rican's pipi's can't touch, they are like the back sides of two magnets pushing away from each other.

this was just weird to read but funny when I pictured it

I know you guys pictured it too

[SkillspayBills]

I never have but if I was going to Cuba, Or brazil or any latin American country where you can have threesomes and foursomes for 40 bucks then I would do it without a second thought.

[DARKSEID]

Yeah i've ****ed prostitutes.

You meet dozens of prostitutes everytime you walk into a strip club. All you have to do is ask. Some of them do it for free if you they see you flashing.

[DARKSEID]

I kinda fell in love with one. It was this amazing half japanese half white stripper that I met at tootsie's, the best strip club in Miami.

I asked her to come home with me, and she said if I bought her drinks until her dancing shift was over, she would come stay at my place. On the way home she was all over me, I was trying to drive and she was stroking and rubbing me. I thought "damn I have never gotten my dick sucked while driving before, this is a dream" so I told her to do it and she didn't object lol.

When we got home we took a shower together and went to my bed in our towels and it was the best sex I ever had. At first i tried using a condom but she was so tight that the condom kept getting dry and it kept hurting her she asked if we could do it without the rubber.

So I was like **** it. I'm a moron anyway, and I went at it raw. I hit that **** so ****ing hard it was like I went into a trance and by the time I knew it hours had passed and the entire bed was wet.

After I pulled out I swear that ***** was squirming and drooling lol. She really stuttered like "uh-uh-uh-uh" and she curled up into a ball and just squirming and shivering for like a minute. We went to sleep and I woke up in the middle of the night, and I just went at it again. I turned her over, got on top and just slode it. I couldn't believe how soft and how wet she already was, and how easy it was to get in compared to the first time. She woke up slowly, opened her eyes slighly, closed them again and started kissing me. I ****ed her slow and passionately until the sun came up. She was so tight and so wet, it was like even if you move a little but you could feel everything, that was one of the top 3 best ******* I ever been in.

One of the best nights of my life. I only paid her 500. I gave her a prepaid phone number and never contacted her again after that because I don't want anything serious with a stripper.. but damn.. I still think about her every now and then when I reminisce.

[The Noose]

I kinda fell in love with one. It was this amazing half japanese half white stripper that I met at tootsie's, the best strip club in Miami.

I asked her to come home with me, and she said if I bought her drinks until her dancing shift was over, she would come stay at my place. On the way home she was all over me, I was trying to drive and she was stroking and rubbing me. I thought "damn I have never gotten my dick sucked while driving before, this is a dream" so I told her to do it and she didn't object lol.

When we got home we took a shower together and went to my bed in our towels and it was the best sex I ever had. At first i tried using a condom but she was so tight that the condom kept getting dry and it kept hurting her she asked if we could do it without the rubber.

So I was like **** it. I'm a moron anyway, and I went at it raw. I hit that **** so ****ing hard by the time I knew it hours had passed and the entire bed was wet.

After I pulled out I swear that ***** was squirming and drooling lol. She really stuttered like "uh-uh-uh-uh" and she curled up into a ball and just squirming and shivering for like a minute. We went to sleep and I woke up in the middle of the night, and I just went at it again. I turned her over, got on top and just slode it. I couldn't believe how soft and how wet she already was, and how easy it was to get in compared to the first time. She woke up slowly, opened her eyes slighly, closed them again and started kissing me. I ****ed her slow and passionately until the sun came up. She was so tight and so wet, it was like even if you move a little but you could feel everything, that was one of the top 3 best ******* I ever been in.

One of the best nights of my life. I only paid her 500. I gave her a prepaid phone number and never contacted her again after that because I don't want anything serious with a stripper.. but damn.. I still think about her every now and then when I reminisce.

The condom got dry because she was so tight?

Its madness to **** a hooker without a johnny. Madness i tell thee!

[DARKSEID]

The condom got dry because she was so tight?

Its madness to **** a hooker without a johnny. Madness i tell thee!

I know, but I was too young and too horny, and she was too hot and too sweet.

I didn't have any lube(it's not something I keep in my house lol) so we just used spit to lube up the condom over and over but it kept going dry.

and she said it was hurting her. I could see it in her face too.

[The Noose]

I know, but I was too young and too horny, and she was too hot and too sweet.

I didn't have any lube(it's not something I keep in my house lol) so we just used spit to lube up the condom over and over but it kept going dry.

and she said it was hurting her. I could see it in her face too.

Her vag was like the cold rocky surface of Mars. Yep, sounds like a hooker.

[DARKSEID]

Her vag was like the cold rocky surface of Mars. Yep, sounds like a hooker.

When I took it off she started getting wet fast and from that point on I was done holding back. I was tired of that ****ing condom and its oppression and I hit that ***** with The Hammer of Justice.