Kim Jong Un receives 100% of vote in N. Korean Election!

[deanrw]

The sky is the limit for this great man. It all started with being voted the sexiest man alive

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim...ive-for,30379/

[Russian Crushin]

While Obama got 51.01% of the Vote with a 57.5 turnout Pathetic!!

[Sweet Pea 50]

You always get the Obamamos and Putintards arguing who is the better P4P leader on here.

Clearly Kimmy J is the best.

Maidana is lucky Floyd didn't have him on any of those online polls.

Would've been a different fighter in that ring in May.

[titanium]

Was his opponent and his family executed yet? Or was that done weeks before the election?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Clearly Western propaganda designed to besmirch the supreme leader.

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I think it meant 100% of still living voters voted for him

[Canelo Phresh]

Democracy inaction.

[ИATAS]

Was his opponent and his family executed yet? Or was that done weeks before the election?

There was no opponent only Kim and a Yes or No box. I don't think the people voted only the government officials.

[bojangles1987]

Gives a whole new meaning to Vote or Die.

Err, I mean, "Oh, great leader, we come to enjoy you. You make sun and moon in the sky. The Earth is spinning because of your laughter..."

[SBleeder]

There was no opponent only Kim and a Yes or No box. I don't think the people voted only the government officials.

And in small print, next to the "No" box, reads the words: "Please torture me and murder my family."