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China Banned from Sochi Olympics After Figure Skater Tests Positive for ****sexuality
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Originally posted by La Jefa View Post
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During their tests, Russian anti-doping officials found that Li “had a blood-****sexuality level of over 70%,” well over the acceptable limit. Several ****sexuality-enhancing drugs were found in Li’s blood, including ****fil, queeritol, sodorex and bendadrine. Several of Li’s teammates also had blood-****sexuality levels higher than normal.
“It is safe to assume he has spread his condition to his fellow athletes,” said one health official.
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“We rigorously train our athletes to experience no desire, lust or passion other than to win glory for the motherland through gold medals,” said Vice Minister of the State General Administration of Sports Qi Huajian. “Zhang must have obtained ****sexual desires through illicit channels, like the Internet or the team trip to San Francisco last year.”
The state sports administration has reportedly dispatched China’s best therapists to work with the athletes to lower their blood-****sexuality levels before undergoing another test. For his part, Smirnov said that he would be happy to let Li and his team compete if they could be turned straight.
“It could happen,” he said. “It worked for my kids.”
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