Random things you learned from a friend...

[KING MEAT]

... that you find useful everyday.

never settle for cheap bacon. looks big from the bag but those fckers shrink to the size of leds junk.

wet paper towel over leftover rice when you microwave it. fresh rice every time.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

... that you find useful everyday.

never settle for cheap bacon. looks big from the bag but those fckers shrink to the size of leds junk.

wet paper towel over leftover rice when you microwave it. fresh rice every time.

Also, bacon makes almost everything taste better.

[Oasis_Lad]

Bacon-Flavoured Lubricant FTW.

[KING MEAT]

Also, bacon makes almost everything taste better.

Bacon-Flavoured Lubricant FTW.

are you 2 BFFs?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

put a lil bit of toilet paper in the ****ter before you take a crap...it prevents water from splashing on your ass if you drop a big load

[UTEP]

check the neck when you visit Brazil

[-jose-]

Don't ever...
piss in the wind or
get drunk in a gay bar.

[El Angel]

Shaving where you have your tattoo makes the ink pop more and looks better than leaving hair growing over it.

[KING MEAT]

check the neck when you visit Brazil

what does that mean? check for adams apple?

[UTEP]

what does that mean? check for adams apple?

Yes.

What does "looks big from the bag but those fckers shrink to the size of leds junk" mean?