Master Chief is a f*ggot

[ßringer]

This thread is turning out way funnier than I imagined it'd be.

Poor Jose. Dude would look like Big Pun got bukaked.

[Los Zetas]

Well he's promised to let me electrocute his taint while he says "I'm Ryan Dunn, welcome to jackass!" so surely I have to stick around for that.

He bench pressed me on his bed. He is a strong guy for sure. I wasn't clear what the purpose was but he impressed me.

[ßringer]

He bench pressed me on his bed. He is a strong guy for sure. I wasn't clear what the purpose was but he impressed me.

Were you naked?

:wank:

[Los Zetas]

jose is a big guy (no disrespect bro) and I am sure 4 guys surrounding him will just look like ants tending to their queen.

[Los Zetas]

Were you naked?

:wank:

He gave me what looked to be a dick ring.

[ßringer]

If we're all going to gangbang Jose, we'll have to cover him in corn starch first so we can find the wet spot.

[DARKSEID]

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I heard cum is high in Vitamin E, so Master Chief must have really nice skin.

[Los Zetas]

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I heard cum is high in Vitamin E, so Master Chief must have really nice skin.

I never have trouble with my poo hurting my a hole anymore. I can eat all the meat and not worry about constipation.

You know you are gay, trying to have a good body to show the black guys in your high school.

[ßringer]

If boxingscene was 'OZ', who would be the first 5 prags?

[-jose-]

This thread is turning out way funnier than I imagined it'd be.

Poor Jose. Dude would look like Big Pun got bukaked.

What did I miss?

I was in the kitchen making me more buttery