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If you were a midget, would you kill yourself?

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  • #51
    No.

    They pound powder with their douche Zach Gaffinakis beards.

    Next time I fell like it, I'll put him on the scale, get the weight ticket, have him autograph it, and send it to you with a slight stanky hand stench to it.

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    • #52
      Originally posted by Sweet Pea 50 View Post
      No.

      They pound powder with their douche Zach Gaffinakis beards.

      Next time I fell like it, I'll put him on the scale, get the weight ticket, have him autograph it, and send it to you with a slight stanky hand stench to it.

      put him on a pallet and ship him to my warehouse.

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      • #53
        Originally posted by New England View Post
        put him on a pallet and ship him to my warehouse.
        I'll have the Bill of Laden postmarked. In quadruplicate.


        If you can't pay for the HVI insurance, it's your loss.

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        • #54
          Im 5'8 1/2 and if my legs werent fudged up knock knees Id be pushing towards 5'10.

          Who cares anyway? Any midget could ko Earl, cause he doesnt fight tall.

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          • #55
            You're 6'1 and ugly as fck. Congrats btich

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            • #56
              Originally posted by New England View Post
              Lamont Peterson looking ready for this Matthysse fight.

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              • #57
                Lets get our pitchforks and find us some worthless midgets. I suggest starting with Al Pacino... Oh wait

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                • #58
                  i would HATE being short, anytime i meet someone taller than myself it pisses me off just a little. at 6'4 unfortunately it happens far too often, being shorter than this would just downright suck.

                  in fact the only thing worst than being short would be having a small d!ck, thankfully im both reasonably tall and well endowed.

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                  • #59
                    I would definitely consider it if my penis was under 5.8".

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                    • #60
                      Originally posted by bojangles1987 View Post
                      Lamont Peterson looking ready for this Matthysse fight.



                      he's ready!

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