Oscar Pistorious shoots girlfriend dead - mistaken for burglar

[MindBat]

Bloody cricket bat + wife's DNA match = New movie:Blade Runner: Return To Alcatraz

[-Lowkey-]

The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened.

[SkillspayBills]

Half the guys in this thread are going to hell. Especially for making me cry tears of laughter.

[2shameless]

So much for the most stringent gun laws on the planet, though I'm going to go out on a limb and posit that he killed her with the cricket bat first anyway.

[Ta Khent]

He won't be putting up much of a fight when Bubba comes looking for him...easy prey.

[BOLLOCKS]

Dat legs.....

[Dr Rumack]

Live updates on the trial here - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog...-live-coverage

His story is hilarious. He woke up and heard a noise in the bathroom. and rather than check if his girlfriend was still in bed beside him he got his gun (apparently having to reach across the side of the bed she was sleeping on) and blasted four rounds through the bathroom door.

[Rip Chudd]

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorious.

What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...
20 years

Oscar Pistorious... Under legged but apparently very well armed.

internet going hard on the jokes and it's early days yet.

Roses are red
Violets are red
Floor is red
Walls are red

Happy Valentines day from Oscar Pistorius.

[The Tase]

i got a bad feeling he's gonna get away with it.

[John Barron]

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs

the shin-ing