Originally posted by The_Bringer
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So I've been summoned for jury duty
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Keep repeating this when asked a question...
"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
You'll be home within an hour.
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Originally posted by Terrel View PostKeep repeating this when asked a question...
"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
You'll be home within an hour.
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It's boring as hell. You sit in the courtroom waiting for them to call your name while you listen to both attorneys ask the same exact questions to each possible juror, and then they will ask you the exact same questions when you get called up. They will weed people out and decide who they want to choose and who to ask the judge to dismiss
When I got summoned I told the defense attorney that I could not use my best judgment unless both the defendant and the plantiff issued their statement to the case.....and then they immediately dismissed me. That was an honest answer, but I also said it because it was small case that I didn't care about and I knew the defense attorney would dismiss me for my answer. If you don't want to be a part of the case you should say something like that and they should dismiss you.Last edited by sweetpea87; 01-26-2013, 07:59 PM.
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Is there a law about deliberately saying dumb **** in order to avoid jury duty? (although I don't see how this could possibly be proven)
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Originally posted by Terrel View PostKeep repeating this when asked a question...
"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
You'll be home within an hour.
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Originally posted by deliveryman View PostIs there a law about deliberately saying dumb **** in order to avoid jury duty? (although I don't see how this could possibly be proven)
Even if you don't say dumb things but quite obvious that you don't want to be there, you will be rejected.
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