Originally posted by KING MEAT
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For people who have never hit their significant other.
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That is right. Never Physically Abuse a woman, it is much better to mentally abuse her.
1: Buy her an outfit that is nice but way too small.
2: Pull the diamonds out of her rings.
3: get your kids to tell her it is ok to be fat.
Why am I in the middle of a divorce again?
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Originally posted by Timmie Smalls View Postbut you've been in fights in gay bars across 13 states.
don't you ever lie to me.
Then I just go to the bathroom and rub one out after finishing my rum and coke while I plan on which drag queen to smash.
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Originally posted by deanrw View PostThat is right. Never Physically Abuse a woman, it is much better to mentally abuse her.
1: Buy her an outfit that is nice but way too small.
2: Pull the diamonds out of her rings.
3: get your kids to tell her it is ok to be fat.
Why am I in the middle of a divorce again?
Because you're a comedian and she has no sense of humour?
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Originally posted by Timmie Smalls View PostHave you ever gotten mad at them to the point where you pictured yourself hitting them violently or even killing them?
It just happened to me and it startled the absolute phuck out of me which, i guess, is why i am writing about it here.
No offense to anyone who couldn't weather the early storm and had to throw their hands, Im not a superior power to judge everyone.
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Originally posted by Spray_resistant View PostHell to the no, I just tell insecure trolls.....listen brah I am not trying to tag and bag your BF thats all you dawg all you raw if thats how you get down.
Then I just go to the bathroom and rub one out after finishing my rum and coke while I plan on which drag queen to smash.
you're a funny dude.
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Originally posted by Timmie Smalls View Postabsolutely. most of the time i don't even raise my voice to her. but this time she was just talking and out of no where i pictured myself hitting her with a closed fist. i even heard contact - at least thought I did.
she doesn't even know i was mad.
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I could never hit a woman. One time though, I did get pissed and gave her a titty-twister. It was pretty funny, after the initial shock of what I had done wore of the two of us we both just started laughing about it and then we just continued on with our day like nothing really happened..........Rockin'
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