what annoys your wife/girlfriend?

[Android18]

oh man i miss this kind of conversation. too bad i dont got one anymore

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

So me and Mrs. Chief woke up late today. Now we finna sit out here and smoke and drink our coffee. And Im gonna ask her what I do and post it. So ya'll finna get this **** from the horse's mouth.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Ok. So I got Mrs. Chief here. And she says what annoys her about me is that I sometimes procrastinate when she asks me to do somethin. I often do **** in my own time, and she's the type that wants **** done immediately.

Case in point. She asked me to put up the Christmas lights outside. I was gonna do it, but aint go buy a ladder to make that **** happen. 2 days latter I find her ass outside standing in a chair puttin them hoes up, and figured........"Oh this is why I've gotten a lil attitude from her the past couple of days". Hey, Im a lil slow like that.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

So Im the only one who can take a steamy hot dump when they wife is takin a nice hot bath, and only get a slight complaint?????????? We got 3 bathrooms in this muther****er, and she barely raises a fuss. I guess Imma have to eat her snatch from the back tonight to reward her for being a wonderfully, loving, and understanding wife.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Ok. So I got Mrs. Chief here. And she says what annoys her about me is that I sometimes procrastinate when she asks me to do somethin. I often do **** in my own time, and she's the type that wants **** done immediately.

Case in point. She asked me to put up the Christmas lights outside. I was gonna do it, but aint go buy a ladder to make that **** happen. 2 days latter I find her ass outside standing in a chair puttin them hoes up, and figured........"Oh this is why I've gotten a lil attitude from her the past couple of days". Hey, Im a lil slow like that.

Amen to that one.

It really pisses me of how if i don't do something immediately she will go in a mood.

Or if i leave a couple of dirty dishes in the sink, she will go off on me.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Amen to that one.

It really pisses me of how if i don't do something immediately she will go in a mood.

Or if i leave a couple of dirty dishes in the sink, she will go off on me.

You aint never lied Mr. E mah homie. She say's(of couse I find this one slightly debatable)that when I make somethin to eat I leave what ever I was fixin out on the counter, and dont put it back. i.e. mustard and bread when Im making my hotlinks; or the pan of BBQ when Im makin me a plate to eat.

She calls that **** not cleanin up after yourself. I call that **** I aint finished eatin yet and very well could be goin back for more so why put the **** back in the refrigerator, when if I leave it out, it'll help cut down on microwave time. Instead of it takin 2 minutes, the next plate may only 1 min and 30 secs.

I figure Im just using my Slick Black-American skills.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

when i get too drunk and smoke too much

[-jose-]

Ok. So I got Mrs. Chief here. And she says what annoys her about me is that I sometimes procrastinate when she asks me to do somethin. I often do **** in my own time, and she's the type that wants **** done immediately.

Case in point. She asked me to put up the Christmas lights outside. I was gonna do it, but aint go buy a ladder to make that **** happen. 2 days latter I find her ass outside standing in a chair puttin them hoes up, and figured........"Oh this is why I've gotten a lil attitude from her the past couple of days". Hey, Im a lil slow like that.

****ing Christmas lights, I had to put them ****s up on a rainy day and every time I get home I have to turn them on too because every one forgets, I told my wife this is the last year i'm putting lights up and that's final...

actually I didn't tell her face to face I was practicing on one of her pictures but I still haven't gone thru with the plan lol!

[UTEP]

So Im the only one who can take a steamy hot dump when they wife is takin a nice hot bath, and only get a slight complaint?????????? We got 3 bathrooms in this muther****er, and she barely raises a fuss. I guess Imma have to eat her snatch from the back tonight to reward her for being a wonderfully, loving, and understanding wife.

That's the best way to eat snatch IMO, if you don't mind a stinky nose.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

****ing Christmas lights, I had to put them ****s up on a rainy day and every time I get home I have to turn them on too because every one forgets, I told my wife this is the last year i'm putting lights up and that's final...

actually I didn't tell her face to face I was practicing on one of her pictures but I still haven't gone thru with the plan lol!

Tell me you were sittin in your truck with a wallet sized pic out, pointin your finger at it talkin that **** in your stern Daddy's puttin his foot down voice.

And you know whats the ****ed up part bout them lights? We had a wind storm on Christmas day, and it blew ALL them summuhb1tchin lights off the gutters.

I scoped them hoes up, put um in a bag, and slammed the jokers in the garage. She come out to the garage talkin bout. "Oh you took the lights down?". I was like "Naw, Ol'Man winter did that **** for me."