post a joke get a billion points

[lebrick]

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust...

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same man, and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina?"

She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer 'yes' to the question because I want to see where he is going with it".

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. "Do you have a vagina?" "Yes" she says. The man replies "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

that's hilarious...

[oscar_angels091]

Ok then....Floyd Mayweather!

someone had to come and say something stupid like this

[oscar_angels091]

f u c k it I could use a billion
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

[HughJass]

i just blew up my chemistry set





oxidents happen

[MindBat]

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[SirTomJones]

They say a womans work is never done.........


Perhaps that is why they get paid less..

[chav]

I have a good joke here. My career....... Rockin'

Green K for having a sense of humour.


Edit: LMAO, i just noticed someone edited it. I thought it seemed out of character

[Light_Speed]

A convicted pedophiliac murderer and a young boy are walking through the woods at night together. The young boy looks up at the man and says : "Gee mister, these woods are awful scary at night..." The man looks down at the young boy and says : "How do you think I feel? I'm walking back alone!"