What the hell's wrong with my wife!

[MindBat]

ew. ladyboy led is into that sort of thing.

Friday's are pee.

Saturdays are poop and saran wrap. and a bib.

dude thinks he is at the red lobster restaurant. looooooooooooooooool

That's nasty, son. Thats probably why she'll drop her undies for Chris in a heartbeat.

[led]

As friends, we agreed to ignore our age gap and just focused on the Man gap.

And according to ppl who know us personally, I'm roughly 10x the man that he is.

It used to be 15x but I'm in the middle of a midlife crisis so he closed the gap a bit.

The only people who tells you that are Peykpeyk, Lebrick and Meat.

Kadyo, Chups, and Miron know who's the man.

Best advice ... Get made up like Chris Hemsworth as Thor for Halloween and wow and charm her the whole night. Afterwards, bang the living dog poo outta her while in costume.

She'll resent her desire for Chris.

Bro, I don't really care if she elopes Hemsworth, but to turn down Tom Hardy he is an insult to male specie.

ew. ladyboy led is into that sort of thing.

Friday's are pee.

Saturdays are poop and saran wrap. and a bib.

dude thinks he is at the red lobster restaurant. looooooooooooooooool