Jay-Z vs the whole Oasis band in a street fight. who wins

[AntonTheMeh]

in an enclosed space, all that dude would have had to is grab me. give me some room to move and i would have chopped him up with my left like Larry Holmes vs Butterbean.

that's only till he clinches and leans on you like a wlad.

[T.Horton]

that's only till he clinches and leans on you like a wlad.

never. never. never.

i'm fast for an old man.

[fight_professor]

they're from fookin manchester and mates with ricky hatton.

Jay-Z would probably win though, just cos Liam and Noel would start beating each other up and the rest of oasis would have to split them up

Damn, this is funny!

[res]

In jay Z's defense, Big Pun weighed more than all the members of Oasis combined..

[elfag]

jay z wins in a war of attrition. I think he can take all of their offense and its just a matter of time of breaking them down one by one. Have any of you ever tried to knock out a full grown camel? I dont have proof but if a camels chin is anything like a horse's then I am sure its extraordinary.

[T.Horton]

jay z wins in a war of attrition. I think he can take all of their offense and its just a matter of time of breaking them down one by one. Have any of you ever tried to knock out a full grown camel? I dont have proof but if a camels chin is anything like a horse's then I am sure its extraordinary.

i couldn't get past "full grown camel"

holy phuckin' shiiiit!

[AntonTheMeh]

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[Miburo]

Jay-Z is soft as ****, but I agree he would win via the brothers taking each other out before the opening bell.

[T.Horton]

wow, there is some unbelievable funny stuff in this thread.

[T.Horton]

Jay-Z is soft as ****, but I agree he would win via the brothers taking each other out before the opening bell.

a black girl from the hood would destroy them gallaghers...and look how hova dealt with one!!

****** triangle theory for your ass.