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What if Michael Jordan had Jabar, Worthy, and Cooper as teammates?
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Jordan: The Laker Years
The dynamic, high flying rookie got off to an incredible tear, scoring 50+ points 20 straight times. Jabbar, in utter amazement is heard saying "Who's time is it? It's Jordan's time." But Jordan being the team first player that he is, defers to the old master, and begins his transformation. He becomes the first player to average a triple double since Oscar Robertson. A feat he will repeat 5 more times with the Lakers.
It is often asked of Jordan why he didn't win a scoring title on his time with the Lakers. Jabbar usually interupted with "The only person that could have done that, is Dean Smith." Worthy is usually seen shaking his head after this is said. Jordan was often seen playing high stakes poker with Jack Nicholson during time outs during the games. This led to infamous "Jordan Rules."
Fun fact:
A rap group from the LA area bursts onto the scene. Inspired by Jordan's luxurious Jheri Curl, they call themselves J.W.A. "Jordanz With Attitude."
These Lakers teams lead by the Captain, and His Soul Glo Airness win 5 straight NBA titles. Kareem on his farewell year in 88-89, is often seen passing the torch to Jordan. Jordan, with his respect, and the fact him and Jabbar are now Best Friends Forever, decides to retire as well.
The league mourns.
Jordan: The return
During his retirement, Jordan became a somewhat successful semi-pro golfer, a game he always loved playing as a child. But the fire returned. After losing a bet on the 18th green on Pebble Beach to Charles Barkley, he returned, this time to the lowly Chicago Bulls.
He quickly turned the team into a championship monster, beating his hated rival, Magic Johnson in the Finals, who clearly wanted to wrest Jabbar's and Jordan's legacy as the best Lakers players of all time.
Jordan would go on to win 8 straight NBA titles, scoring titles, Regular season and Finals MVP's. The incredible explosion in the popularity of the NBA prompted many to ask that a NBA team be created in tribute to Jordan, now sporting a bald head, as the Jordan Jordan's. Jordan, the humble man that he is, declined said tribute.
Jordan retired as a 13 time NBA champion, and his number 23 is retired by both the Lakers and Bulls. No one will ever be able to wear the number, league wide, forever. The mere mention of it's name is a death penalty offense.
Jordan, the wise and merciful, has handed many pardons for such transgressions.
The league's very own logo is a tribute to his enduring greatness, and legacy.
Last edited by Sweet Pea 50; 10-05-2012, 02:15 PM.
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Damn P, You got me at a loss 4 comments.
Don't know if you're trolling but that sh et had me rolling !!!
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