I have a confession to make....

[BOLLOCKS]

She's in my basement, you can haz her when I am done, son.

[*Boss*]

She's in my basement, you can haz her when I am done, son.

I'm next

[BOLLOCKS]

I'm next

I'll allow it.

[Tiozzo]

your situation and crush reminds me of a character in this great movie, a sequel to L'Auberge espagnole, Les poupées russes

in the movie, some english guy falls in love with a russian ballerina

he keeps saying she's the one, so he learns russian and eventually flies to Russia to find her

and of course they get married

[Jack3d]

your situation and crush reminds me of a character in this great movie, a sequel to L'Auberge espagnole, Les poupées russes

in the movie, some english guy falls in love with a russian ballerina

he keeps saying she's the one, so he learns russian and eventually flies to Russia to find her

and of course they get married

It's my destiny

[BOLLOCKS]

destiny denied via my basement.

[Jack3d]

destiny denied via my basement.

You're close to getting wasted, man. Watch yourself

[BOLLOCKS]

You're close to getting wasted, man. Watch yourself

[Jack3d]

[BOLLOCKS]

Mustafina's Boy Toy? Pttf, I'm Mustafina's puppet master. She's a toy on my basement shelf, in mint condition, for now.