Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

[-jose-]

you're momma is like a race car she Burns for rubbers a day...

[Manos_de_Piedra]

[Derranged]

Your mother is so fat, she ate this woman, bones and all:

[Carpe Diem]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

[Terrel]

Yo momma so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

[Sifo]

ur momma so ugly that when she goes bungie jumping they tie the rope to her neck

[Terrel]

ur momma so ugly that when she goes bungie jumping they tie the rope to her neck

love it.

[Terrel]

ur momma so ugly that when she goes bungie jumping they tie the rope to her neck

Yo momma so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

[Sifo]

love it.

got it of the internet

[Carpe Diem]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."