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**-jose-** · 08-05-2012, 10:24 PM

yo mamma so skinny she could do 20 push ups under a door crack...

**-jose-** · 08-05-2012, 10:24 PM

yo mamma so stupid it takes her 1 hour to make minute rice...

**-jose-** · 08-05-2012, 10:26 PM

yo mamma got a wooden leg with a kick stand...

**$tate of Mind** · 08-05-2012, 10:26 PM

Yo Mama so fat that her jumping jacks feel like atomic bombs.

**-jose-** · 08-05-2012, 10:27 PM

yo mamma so ugly when she was a baby they use to feed her with a sling shot...

**-jose-** · 08-05-2012, 10:28 PM

yo mamma so old when Moses parted the sea she was on the other side fishing...

**J-Smooth** · 08-05-2012, 10:28 PM

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

**-jose-** · 08-05-2012, 10:29 PM

yo mamma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro...

**$tate of Mind** · 08-05-2012, 10:30 PM

Yo Mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

**$tate of Mind** · 08-05-2012, 10:41 PM

Yo mama so stupid she went to a Clipper game for a haircut.

Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.