The smoothest text you can send a woman is simply

[Twako]

"I was just thinkin bout you"

and then the idiot in you takes over and you send it wrongly to your buddy

[-MAKAVELLI-]

"I was just thinkin bout you"

followed with; "...b1tch, dont you owe me money?"

[.Mexico.]

Every bitch bites on this, even the grown bitchies.

"What up What up, where the 40's at"

it always sparks the convo then you just seal the deal with some simple shit