Top 10 Stupidest things the British say

[kadyo's]

Best of friends? You are quite the perceptive fella

I thought I was receptive at first, wasn't aware that I was perceptive instead and I don't know why, maybe I was perverted and no one alerted me.

[Spartacus Sully]

Hehe just trying to lighten up the mood, I know you and sully are the best of friends so I'm trying my darndest best to start a feud between and among the two of you.

Nothing you can do will get between me and bossy, where like 2 really fat people trying to squeeze through a door way at the same time.

ohhh sorry i mean we're...

but really, correct grammer and speling is a complete waste of time outside of resume's and company emails.

[Fury]

kadyo, remember when I used to teach you Pinoys English at Gayland?

[kadyo's]

Nothing you can do will get between me and bossy, where like 2 really fat people trying to squeeze through a door way at the same time.

ohhh sorry i mean we're...

Wait, are the of two you trying to squeeze against or with each other?

[Spartacus Sully]

Wait, are the of two you trying to squeeze against or with each other?

no, its a smiley

[kadyo's]

kadyo, remember when I used to teach you Pinoys English at Gayland?

Yes I do and you ended up learning kinky tagalog words instead.

[kadyo's]

Good bye thread but before that, here's bossy's latest pic.

[Bossy]

I thought I was receptive at first, wasn't aware that I was perceptive instead and I don't know why, maybe I was perverted and no one alerted me.

I am too sleepy to keep up with you this morning!

Nothing you can do will get between me and bossy, where like 2 really fat people trying to squeeze through a door way at the same time.

ohhh sorry i mean we're...

but really, correct grammer and speling is a complete waste of time outside of resume's and company emails.

Grammer? Jesus.

Wait, are the of two you trying to squeeze against or with each other?

That is what some would call 'wishful thinking', whilst others would call it 'delusional'. Both are correct though.

[Doctor_Tenma]

"what the bloody hell is a tooth brush used for?"

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Fury]

Yes I do and you ended up learning kinky tagalog words instead.

I ended up correcting my English as well.

Remember Gary used to say "is well" and "fagort"