A poem I wrote for my wife

[Bossy]

you know leds like 54, right?

I don't really care, to be honest.

Didn't you know, I'm a

[T.Horton]

A little something I wrote for the misses

Sometimes I'm sweet though I need a shower, don't touch the remote it is my power.
You are lucky to have me, though I am a sinner, I'm watching the game so go make me dinner!

She loves it when I get all romantic!

i bet you never have to tell her nothin' twice!

[led]

you know leds like 54, right?

If we will be teammates in basketball, you will play as center and I am your point guard. Thats how short I am bro.

just a few things that i believe we should do for all women.

give up your seat on the bus
walk on the outside of the sidewalk, nearest the road.
open the car door.
hold the door.

i am sure that there are loads more but i can't be arsed...you can start by picking that short list apart, i guess.

Do you treat women like they are your grandma?

[PlayerKiller]

just a few things that i believe we should do for all women.

give up your seat on the bus
walk on the outside of the sidewalk, nearest the road.
open the car door.
hold the door.

i am sure that there are loads more but i can't be arsed...you can start by picking that short list apart, i guess.

I do all of that too man. Maybe I am old

[PlayerKiller]

If we will be teammates in basketball, you will play as center and I am your point guard. Thats how short I am bro.



Do you treat women like they are your grandma?

54, age 54....

[led]

I don't really care, to be honest.

Didn't you know, I'm a

I just assure you that my tongue will compensate for all ny shortcomings.

54, age 54....

So 54 is the magic number now?

[KING MEAT]

If we will be teammates in basketball, you will play as center and I am your point guard. Thats how short I am bro.

id school your ass back to kinder. you would really think im THAT tall.

[PlayerKiller]

Here is a Poem I just wrote for Bossy.

The first time we met, my eyes looked with hate, the words from my mouth insulted in an un gentlemenly way, but as time went by, you opened my heart, something which no woman has ever done.
You have brought to me a world that I once hated, a world that was meaningless, now every brethe I take, is for you, and you alone.
My eyes now look at you, with a never ending burning fire, the love I have for you is like a waterfall that will never end.
My dear Bossy, my heart has opened and the darkness has gone, my red heart now beats to you rhythm, your whispers, and your soul.

[Bossy]

Here is a Poem I just wrote for Bossy.

The first time we met, my eyes looked with hate, the words from my mouth insulted in an un gentlemenly way, but as time went by, you opened my heart, something which no woman has ever done.
You have brought to me a world that I once hated, a world that was meaningless, now every brethe I take, is for you, and you alone.
My eyes now look at you, with a never ending burning fire, the love I have for you is like a waterfall that will never end.
My dear Bossy, my heart has opened and the darkness has gone, my red heart now beats to you rhythm, your whispers, and your soul.

My darlingggggggggggggg!

[ßringer]

This is the gayest thread ever.

Gayer than a lethal combination of Spray and Pugly threads.