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Originally posted by Libido Sanchez
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How to tell whether a girl has a fake ass or not can be tricky, especially if you don't have many, many, many years experience as a pervert looking (could use the word "studying" here) at naked women in real life and in photos/video prior to 2005 or so. But there are a few things to check for...
1. Your gut feeling. Sometimes you get a sense, no matter how slight it might be, that something is off about the ass you're ogling. You have to listen to that inner voice more. The naked eye can usually spot something un-natural, IMO.
2. It looks too good to be true. Please don't get me wrong. Of course, obviously, there are women out there who have perfect asses (perfect big asses too). But a beautiful woman with a perfect bubble butt is rarer than you would think. Just on average, there's beautiful girls who have great breasts but not a great ass, just a really nice one, and vice versa, etc., they have a great bubble but not great, stupendous, awesomely perfect breasts, etc. If a girl looks flawless from head to toe on the Internet, you have to be slightly suspicious of implants or Photoshop. (Just the sad times we live in.) So remember: Genuine dime pieces do exist, but they're just not a dime a dozen.
3. The shape. Sometimes implants are more obvious. If dat azz starts looking egg shaped, it's a fake azz. If there's video evidence to examine, notice whether or not the ass moves or remains stagnant. A real girl ass is gonna be flexible, especially in certain positions/angles. Also, if it's too round, like a beach ball, it might be a fake ass. And, if you see a ass that reminds you of the next girl's ass, then you might be dealing with a fake one. Girl's asses like women's **** are more different than alike. It's not uncommon, for example, for women to have one slightly bigger/smaller breast than the other one. If a girl's bubble butt looks exactly like some other girl's bubble butt, they might have even gone to the same doc.
4. The jiggle. I'm gonna be honest, this is not always a fool proof test. Some girls (real) asses don't really jiggle (that noticeably). But if you see a girl with a giant huge ass chances are that AZZ should jiggle, it fits the stereotype. If it doesn't jiggle then it's probably fake. But like I said, still working on this theory, so don't quote me.
5. If she's Internet famous solely for having a big phat AZZ, be suspicious. Again, it's just the era we're in. Back in the day, girls who posed naked often got breasts implants to compete with each other, get more "sex appeal." It's the same now, only it's the ass.
In closing, think of the fake ass phenomenon like PEDs in boxing. Probably most of the boxers are using these days that are not using. Same thing with them fake azzes you see on the Internet and in entertainment circles (especially "hood" strip clubs). It's probably easier to suspect it's fake until proven real. Sad but true.
(If you'd like to learn more, please buy my book, HOW TO SPOT A FAKE AZZ by Libido Sanchez, available exclusively on amAZZon.com)
1. Your gut feeling. Sometimes you get a sense, no matter how slight it might be, that something is off about the ass you're ogling. You have to listen to that inner voice more. The naked eye can usually spot something un-natural, IMO.
2. It looks too good to be true. Please don't get me wrong. Of course, obviously, there are women out there who have perfect asses (perfect big asses too). But a beautiful woman with a perfect bubble butt is rarer than you would think. Just on average, there's beautiful girls who have great breasts but not a great ass, just a really nice one, and vice versa, etc., they have a great bubble but not great, stupendous, awesomely perfect breasts, etc. If a girl looks flawless from head to toe on the Internet, you have to be slightly suspicious of implants or Photoshop. (Just the sad times we live in.) So remember: Genuine dime pieces do exist, but they're just not a dime a dozen.
3. The shape. Sometimes implants are more obvious. If dat azz starts looking egg shaped, it's a fake azz. If there's video evidence to examine, notice whether or not the ass moves or remains stagnant. A real girl ass is gonna be flexible, especially in certain positions/angles. Also, if it's too round, like a beach ball, it might be a fake ass. And, if you see a ass that reminds you of the next girl's ass, then you might be dealing with a fake one. Girl's asses like women's **** are more different than alike. It's not uncommon, for example, for women to have one slightly bigger/smaller breast than the other one. If a girl's bubble butt looks exactly like some other girl's bubble butt, they might have even gone to the same doc.
4. The jiggle. I'm gonna be honest, this is not always a fool proof test. Some girls (real) asses don't really jiggle (that noticeably). But if you see a girl with a giant huge ass chances are that AZZ should jiggle, it fits the stereotype. If it doesn't jiggle then it's probably fake. But like I said, still working on this theory, so don't quote me.
5. If she's Internet famous solely for having a big phat AZZ, be suspicious. Again, it's just the era we're in. Back in the day, girls who posed naked often got breasts implants to compete with each other, get more "sex appeal." It's the same now, only it's the ass.
In closing, think of the fake ass phenomenon like PEDs in boxing. Probably most of the boxers are using these days that are not using. Same thing with them fake azzes you see on the Internet and in entertainment circles (especially "hood" strip clubs). It's probably easier to suspect it's fake until proven real. Sad but true.
(If you'd like to learn more, please buy my book, HOW TO SPOT A FAKE AZZ by Libido Sanchez, available exclusively on amAZZon.com)
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